Tuesday

Blind Item

Yesterday afternoon, at the East Egg home of the Tom Buchanans, a certain golf gal was said to have been "making eyes" with a Midwest transplant who's moved to West Egg.

According to sources, Nick Carraway, a Yale classmate of Tom Buchanan and cousin to Daisy Buchanan, has settled into a cottage beside the palacial party paradise of Jay Gatsby.

I hear that Carraway and our little hole in one had a lovely afternoon, despite their hulking host rambling about "beating down the colored races" and accepting a phone call from an alleged mistress in Queens.

We hear that Carraway is a gentleman through and through, so if you're ever in West Egg, or at the libation lounge that is the home of Mr. Gatsby, be sure to ring up our newest neighbor.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am neither inclined nor tempted to ever step foot in that vile West Egg!

Anonymous said...

Tom Buchanan definitely has a mistress. My brother's friend's roommate's cousin says he sees Tom riding the LIRR all the time to see her.