Advice Column: Ask Hattie

Dear Hattie,

I'm pretty certain that my husband is having an affair. I haven't approached him about it, and I'm really in no position to leave him.

Why do men think they can act this way?

Broken Flower

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Dear Broken Flower,

Men act this way because we let them. Follow your heart and do not fall into the trappings of luxury and complacency.

Hattie

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This Weekend's Social Calendar

Here are some of the social events for Eggheads taking place this weekend:

- Mr. Gatsby's Spring Soiree: Gatsby Home (above) in West Egg; Mr. Gatsby will be offering motor boat rides, a full orchestra, exotic cuisine, and limousine service beginning at 5 PM. All are invited.

- Polo Match: Snootybritches Field in East Egg, 12 noon.

- Charlie Chaplin Film Festival: Call the West Egg Cinemas for times and ticket information.

Tin Lizzie For Sale

Mr. George Wilson, proprietor of Wilson's Garage in Queens, NY, is selling this 1920 Ford Model T Touring Edition. Hop into this beautiful new convertible just in time for summer!

Interested parties should contact Mr. Wilson at his place of business in the Valley of Ashes.

Blind Item

Yesterday afternoon, at the East Egg home of the Tom Buchanans, a certain golf gal was said to have been "making eyes" with a Midwest transplant who's moved to West Egg.

According to sources, Nick Carraway, a Yale classmate of Tom Buchanan and cousin to Daisy Buchanan, has settled into a cottage beside the palacial party paradise of Jay Gatsby.

I hear that Carraway and our little hole in one had a lovely afternoon, despite their hulking host rambling about "beating down the colored races" and accepting a phone call from an alleged mistress in Queens.

We hear that Carraway is a gentleman through and through, so if you're ever in West Egg, or at the libation lounge that is the home of Mr. Gatsby, be sure to ring up our newest neighbor.